Velvet Hairyson

- Advice columnist with alias "Miss Neighsayer" for local newspaper

- Resident "brains and beauty"

Viana Doesulen

- Customer Service Representative (a.k.a. sales clerk) at Bubbling Beauty And Bath

- Resident cranky-pants

Thomas Millwood

- Freelance artist, specializing in portraits

- Usually, but not always, the sane one

Aaron Vaschel

- Certified Public Accountant at Scrute And Ize, Inc.

- Thomas's best bud and new roommate

Woola Ramson (née Curler)

- Housewife and so-far unpublished playwriter

- Viana's childhood best friend, Velvet's college roommate, Thondy's wife, Devan's mother

Thondy Ramson

- Owner and proprieter of local gym

- Woola's husband, Devan's father

Devan Ramson

- Elementary school student (first grade)

- Woola and Thondy's son

Alicia Muis

- Elementary school student (third grade)

- Devan's gal pal, Nichole's daughter

Nichole Muis

- Former model, now consultant for local fashion shows

- Alicia's mother

Blaire Evans-Keene (née Evans)

- Editor at Pages Publishing

- Perpetual volunteer, James's wife

James Keene

- Freelance artist, specializing in sculpture and performance art

- Crazy artist, Blaire's husband, Cory's boyfriend

Cory Carniche

- Customer Service Shift Supervisor for Bubbling Beauty And Bath

- Viana and Rasha's boss, James's boyfriend

Jared Raul

- Comic book writer and artist

- Viana's favorite comic creator, Velvet's ex-boyfriend, Rasha's husband

Rasha Raul (née Zwi)

- Customer Service Representative at Bubbling Beauty And Bath

- Thomas's ex-girlfriend, Viana's co-worker, Jared's wife

Zeal Sharpclaw

- Hack Cartoonist responsible for Deer Me

- Too-frequent breaker of fourth walls

Shandower Cardoc

- Long-time sufferer of Zeal's company

- Zeal's significant other